*jargon

*translation

I'll BCC you My boss is an idiot.
Lets regroup offline Lets drink until this makes sense.
I have a small ask You don't have plans this weekend, do you?
Touch base with me later Stop bothering me with stories about your kids.
Got bandwidth? Got time for a mind-crusting task?
I need it by end of day Hey slacker, get the hell off YouTube.

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